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2008-08-30 21:30
´Würden Sie den Kapitän bitten...
... die Wellen anzuhalten? Ich werde sonst seekrank.'

Erinnert ihr euch noch an den http://mytagebuch.de/profil.php?action=eintrag&id=7915&eid=220649 vergleichbar.

Zum Einstieg habe ich einige Beispiele herausgesucht. Viel Spaß damit!


I was working in a photo store, which specializes in restoring old photographs, when a lady brought in a old picture of a man sitting behind a cow, milking it.

• Her: "Can you fix this picture for me?"
• Me: "Sure. What would you like us to do?"
• Her: "Can you move the cow?"
• Me: "Move the cow?"
• Her: "I want to know what my great-grandfather looked like. That's him."

She pointed to the feet sticking out under the cow.

• Me: "I don't think we can do that."
• Her: "Just move the cow over, and we'll be able to see his face."
• Me: "I'm sorry. We don't have the technology to do that."
• Her: (getting huffy) "Well, I guess I'll just take this somewhere else."

Near here (Hastings, MI) is a restored water powered grain mill. It has been turned into a public attraction and several historic buildings have been moved to the grounds.
The guide, telling about a two story house, explained that the upper story was added several years after the lower part. One family insisted on knowing where the builders found an upper story that fit. The guide explained that "they just built it," but the family still insisted on knowing where the builders found an upper story that fit. Finally, in exasperation, the guide said, "They bought it at Sears."
The family went away happy, apparently not aware that the house had been built long before Sears had ever been conceived.

About a year and a half ago I went with a couple of buddies to a hardware store to get some paint for my living room. Since we were buying paint we started talking about various facets of house painting, home renovation, etc. I brought up the fact that I wanted to paint my bedroom camouflage when I was little, but my parents wouldn't let me. The clerk looked at us with a straight face and said, "How would you go about mixing camouflage paint anyway?" I had to walk out of the store very quickly so I wouldn't laugh in the clerk's face.


Anwälte scheinen schlimme Probleme mit dem Raum-Zeit-Kontinuum zu haben:


Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

Lawyer: "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"

Lawyer: "So you were gone until you returned?"

Lawyer: "The youngest son, the 20 year old, how old is he?"

Lawyer: "Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?"

Lawyer: "I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture."
Witness: "That's me."
Lawyer: "Were you present when that picture was taken?"


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Kleiner Nachtrag:
Ich mag keine weißen Oreo-Kekse, habe ich festgestellt. Viel zu süß, viel zu übertrieben. Aber ich mag meinen Scanner.



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