it makes my laugh when you cry
hurt hurt hurt, fuck it

"holy crap i forgot what it means to piss helga off"





"are you german?" no i'm just really good in putting on german accent -.-

"soo do you work here?" no, i just think aprons are fashionable"

"ah and this is the reception?" (running in circles on the car park)

"ah and this is the reception?" (two minutes later running in circles on the veranda)

fucking people




what the hell happened?!?