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2004-08-18 20:29
Chandlerisms
Ok, ich glaube ich hab in letzter Zeit viel zu oft Friends gesehen...

chandlerisms.

Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian - did I say that out loud?

The gang have said earlier that he has a gay 'quality'.
Chandler: Don't we look nice all dressed up today! - It's stuff like that isn't it?

Monica: What happened?
Chandler: Um, Joey was born, and 28 years later I was robbed!

Frank: Chandler's a girl!
Chandler: Oh God, kindergarten flashback.
Frank: They must read the sonogram wrong cause they thought it was a boy, but Chandler's a girl! Chandler's a girl!
Chandler: OK keep saying it!

Rachel: Guess what, GUESS WHAT?!
Chandler: The fifth dentist finally caved and now they ALL recommend Trident?

Ross: I don't know what I'm gonna do. What am I gonna do? I mean, this, this is like a complete nightmare!
Chandler: Oh, I know, this must be so hard. "Oh no, two women love me! They're both gorgeous and sexy! My wallet's too small for my fifties AND MY DIAMOND SHOES ARE TOO TIGHT!"

Phoebe: We can be guys! Come on, let us be guys!
Chandler: You don't want to be guys, you'd be all hairy and you wouldn't live as long.

[Monica looks fat in an old home movie.]
Monica: The camera adds ten pounds.
Chandler: So how many cameras are actually on you?

[About Ross' new baby]
Rachel: I can't believe one of us has one of these.
Chandler: I know. I still am one of these.

Chandler: [dancing and singing] She's going to call me back, she's going to call me back!
Monica: Don't you still have to pee?
Chandler: That's why I'm dancing!

[Rachel complaining about her father]
Rachel: Oh, it was horrible! He called me "young lady"!
Chandler: Ugh, I hate when my father calls me that!

Ross: This is so exciting, I haven't seen my monkey in almost a year.
Chandler: What, you never look down in the shower? [pause] Oh, please. I'm not allowed to make *one* joke in the monkey-is-penis genre?

Susie (Julia Roberts guest-starred): How come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over?
Chandler: Because I went to an all-boys high school and God is making up for it.

Chandler: If I'm gonna be an old lonely guy, I need a thing, a hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be "Crazy man with a snake"! Crazy Snake Man! Then I'll buy more
snakes, call them my children. Kids won't walk past my house, they will run! "Run away from Crazy Snake Man," they'll shout!

Chandler: From now on, I have no first name.
Joey: So -- you're just Bing?
Chandler: I have no name.
Phoebe: All right, so what are we supposed to call you?
Chandler: Okay, for now, temporarily, you can call me... Clint.
Joey: No way are you cool enough to pull off Clint.
Chandler: Okay, so what name am I cool enough to pull off?
Phoebe: Um... Gene.
Chandler: It's Clint. It's Clint!
Joey: See ya later, Gene.
Phoebe: Bye, Gene.
Chandler: It's Clint! Clint!
Joey: What's up with Gene?

[On whether he can handle a particular problem.]
Chandler: "Handle" is my middle name! Oh, I'm sorry, it's the middle letters of my first name.

{talking to a pretty girl}
Chandler: I know what you're thinking... 'dave thomas founder of wendy's'

{trying to appoligize to joey}
Chandler: I am here... on my knees ... holding up these pillow cussions as a sign of my sorrow and regret. much like they did in biblical times!

{talking to phoebe about the braclet that joey got him after being rejected by a woman}
Chandler: what?... what? --makes funny motion towards bracelet-- This is great this is great. You know, he could have gotten me anything, he could have gotten me a --something--, or a vcr, NO, he has to get me the woman repeler ... the eyesore from the Liberace House of crap
Phoebe: it's not that bad
Chandler: sure, that's what you say... but your not sporting some reject from the MR. T. collection; 'i pitty the fool who puts on my jewlery, I DO, I DO'

{jealous of richard}
Chandler: that's all i hear ever since we've been going out 'richard, richard,richard'
Monica: i've mentioned him like twice
Chandler: okay fine... Richard, Richard.

{thanksgiving}
Chandler: so that's why i missing my toe... 'cause i called yah fat?
Monica: i didn't mean to cut it off... it was an accident
Chandler: well i miss the tip, it's the best part... it has the nail.

{gets mad when someone takes his chair}
man: yes?
Chandler: you're in my seat
man: but you got up
Chandler: yes and now i'm back
man: but you left the seating area...
Chandler: alright.. give me your underwear

Monica: losers walk
Ross: no, losers talk
Chandler: actually, losers rhyme

Chandler: but she was FEELING MY BICEPTS! ...oh she knows.
Monica: yeah, but they don't know that we know that they know!

Chandler: Gum would be perfection

[Ross talking about how much in common he has with emily]
Chandler: *laughing* yeah.....WHOOOPA!!
Joey: What's "whooopa"?
Chandler: You know, a whip. *makes whip movement* WHOOOPA!
Joey: That's not a whip! A whip is *makes whip sound & movement*
Chandler: That's what I did! WHOOOPA!

[talking about monica's jellyfish sting]
Joey: That's right, I stepped up! She's my friend and she needed me! If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you! .....But...I got stage fright. I wanted to help her! But there was just too much pressure. So.....I turned to Chandler.
Chandler: *makes crying sound with face in hands* --- *stands up and points to Joey* Joey kept on screaming at me "Do it! Do it! Do it, now!" Sometimes at night I can still hear the screaming.
Joey: *laughing* Actually, sometimes I just do it through the wall to freak you out.

[Rachel and Ross fighting]
Rachel - And just so you know, its NOT normal, and it DOESN'T happen to every guy!
Chandler - *jumps out from behind door* I KNEW IT!

[Ross made the game for Rachel & Monica vs. Chandler and Joey]
Ross: Every week, the tv guide comes to Chandler and Joey's apartment. What name apears on the label?
Rachel: Oh! It's Chandler! Chandler gets it!
Monica: No!!
Ross: Actually, it says "Chanandler Bong"
Monica: I knew that! *smacks Rachel* Rachel! Use your head!
Chandler: Actually.....that's Miss. Chanandler Bong.

Monica:: Hey, where's Joey?
Chandler: Joey ate my last stick of gum so I killed him, do you think that was wrong?

chandler: Wargh! The phone's making noises! The phone's making noises!!

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