letter to mom... englisch!
Letter To Mom:

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and
sees a letter over the bed.
With the worst premonition, she reads it, with
trembling hands:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling
you that I eloped with my new boyfriend.
I found real passion and he is so nice, with all
his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle.
But is not only that Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed
said that we will be very happy in his trailer in
the woods. He wants to have many more children
with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned
that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be
growing it for us and his friends, who are providing
us with all the cocaine and ecstasy that we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find
the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves
it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I
know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit
for you to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter,

PS:
Mom, it's not true.
I'm at the neighbor's house.
I just wanted to show you that there are worse things
in life than the school's report card that's in my desk
drawer...I love you!
Shari

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